Critterforce 5

Listen here varmints. I gathered you all here because I'm told you're the best at what you do, and I can trust you won't disappoint. Your mission is to locate and acquire the seafood platter from Mrs. Sackworth's family reunion. It'll be dangerous; the place will be swarmed with human children and it's said Uncle Hudak the trigger-happy hunter and conspiracy theorist will be making an appearance. Use aggression as necessary, but stick to the plan - I'll kick your furry ass myself if you get distracted by the local wildlife. Last thing: there have been rumors of a new security system Mrs. Sackworth had installed after last month's wedding cake disaster. Keep your eyes on the prize, and act like the goddamn professionals that I've heard you are.

Good luck, and Godspeed.

Critterforce 5 is a tabletop role-playing game about an all-star team of squirrels, raccoons, and every other kind of critter conducting daring dairy heists, assaults for acorns, and literal honey-pots, all while trying to keep their inner ferociousness from ruining the mission. It uses the Breathless system with a standard set of polyhedral dice and 2-4 hours. If you ever wanted to play Reservoir Dogs or replace Tom Cruise with a chipmunk, now is your chance.